Come and listen to my story, it won’t take long.

About a little town, with mountains all around.

On the Apache Trail, is where you should be at,

Cause we’re servin’ up vittles, at Tortilla Flat

Burgers, that is.

Half pound.

Chili too.

Well, a long time ago, the stage went threw.

All travelers stayed here, and had a great view.

Not far from Canyon Lake, and the “Dolly" too.

So plan on a trip, you’ll be glad you do.

That’s the truth.

Would we kid you?

Now, Tortilla Flat is open, all through the year.

Saddle up to the bar, and have a beer.

Put a dollar on our wall, it’ll always be there.

Be sure to try our ice cream, it’s Prickly Pear.

No thorns.

Lip smackin’ good.

Yes sireel

So, come along a set a spell, at Tortilla Flat.

The sidewalk is made of wood, you can’t beat that.

The hangin’ tree is down a way, but don’t you fret.

We haven’t hung a customer, at least not yet.

Ya all come out , now,

Ya hear?

Tortilla Flat Arizona

984-1776

Open; Monday - Friday 9 am to 6 pm

Weekends 8 am to 7 pm